The United Balkan Nations of Albanian Union of Socialist Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.525 billion Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiranë. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Albanian economy, worth 179 trillion Leks a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,276 Leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The art of conversation has been rediscovered, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albanian Union of Socialist Republic's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.